Big Trouble in Little China (#8)

Don't worry, this is not the end! During an epic battle, Jack Burton makes the ultimate sacrifice to defeat the evil lord's eternal ass wiper! After he is dragged back down away from the light he is stuck with said ass wiper! This story has been too good for it to end! This should of been filmed! MY GOD IT IS THAT GOOD! Is it too late to turn it into a cartoon? I'd watch it!