CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT I'VE JUST SEEN!? I am confused! So, okay, let me try to rationalize this....this movie begins right after the events of the original, completely ignoring every other movie in the series, where a group burn down the Sawyer house and a couple kill a mother and take a baby. THIRTY NINE YEARS LATER she finds out she's a Sawyer after her grandmother dies and leaves her the house....NONE OF THEM LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ALMOST 40! Okay, so, alright, so they run over some dude who turns out to be a theft (they find out when he gets there) and well, they get to the house, she gets a letter WHICH SHE DOESN'T READ TIL THE END and Leatherface goes on a killing streak. Oh! Before that she meats a cop and the mayor where it is HINTED AND SPOKEN SO MUCH SO THAT THEY ARE FATHER AND SON! So, after the original killing streak at the fair where she eludes him by hopping on a ride, she goes to the station where the mayor was the leader of the mob, she finds the evidence and reads it and runs. She is captured by the son WHERE SHE FINDS OUT HIM AND THE MAYOR ARE RELATED....SHOCK! And he takes her to her certain death at the slaughterhouse. Leatherface shows up, finds out they're cousins, almost gets killed but she gets him his chainsaw in time and yea, he wins. This movie was designed with 3D and I think they were banking on the kills to save this mind fart of a movie but....it can't. Even Leatherface looks awful, his face looks bad. This gives the fourth installment a run for its money. I am confused, some shout outs to the original but, I'm confused....that's all there is to it...could of been so good but it is so bad. The only reason you'll get this movie is because you're a completest who must have all the movies in the series, that's all I have to say.
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