Cryptozoic Man (Issue 3 of 4)

So here we are, issue 3 of the 4 part series. After some clarification in the previous issue, we get some more. There is more back story and some more confusion as to what the hell is going on. All of it is cleared up a bit which leads us into the final battle and the finale of the series. Bryan's writting is not bad, just a little murky while Walt's art is phenomenal! It just jumps out on the page and looks great! The last two issues has been about the origin of how the Cryptozoic Man was created while the action seems to get lost. We get glimpses a bit at a time to see what is going on and how it came to this but, I feel there is so much more they could of done. One draw back of introducing a character in a limited series and possibly never revisiting him again. I mean, imagine what they could do with some of the bad guys they show and tease throughout....one can dream.

The Theatre Zombies - In Early Mourning

This third release from these Connecticut horror rockers is filled with a lot of whaos and sing alongs but, is it actually good? YOU BET YOUR ASS! These zombies charge right out of gates from the beginning and don't let up until the end! Standouts include "Dorisa", "Bring Me the Bride", "Riding in Circles", "Belfry Reverie", the beyond catchy one two punch of "Zombies! Whao oh!" and "Under The Boardwalk", the haunting "Dear Christine" and the finale "Maddy Ferguson". For those who only think zombies can crawl at a slow pace and are only dangerous if they bite, these ones will shock and memorize you! You'll be under their spell before you know it....and you may like it....a lot! So pull back the curtains and enjoy the show that they put on for you.

Black Cat Attack - Bright Side of the Moon

Well, the cat's out of the bag! These guys are awesome and this release doesn't disappoint! From the hilarious beginning to, the really funny as hell ending, there is a ton of awesome music in the middle to have you head banging and singing along! The space theme works! This is like an awesome as hell sci-fi/horror movie with action and laughs galore! Standouts include "Killing Spree at Zero Gravity", "Conquer Destroy Exterminate!", the GNO compilation standout from last year "Phasers Set to Thrill", "Vampires from Planet X", "Death from 1000ft" and "Slime Breathing Maggots". Betokened by humor, with the hilarious "Kittens in Space" is the perfect ending to this awesomeness! Even the album cover has me laughing as a Pink Floyd fan....if you don't get it or even the title you truly live under a rock and must get out every now and then! Remember, in my very first review on the blog, when I said that you should keep your eye on this band? They just get better with each release! Oh! If Tiss wants them, I say we grab Justin Bebier, Drake and that Cyrus girl, package them up and say they're BCA to get them off the planet and keep the real Black Cat Attack for ourselves. Sound good? Almost good as BCA in space 2? If not that, lets see where they take us next. Now, EVERYONE ON BOARD!

Cryptozoic Man (Issue 2 of 4)

After the issue being back ordered, I am finally able to read the remaining issues of Cryptozoic Man! In this issue, we get some answers to who the man/monster is and who the pig guy is. Labs, Roswell, scientists, aliens, monsters and a creepy tea party are all things that we find in this issue. Still a little confusing like the first issue but, it becomes a little more clearer as to who they are and why, when we open the first issue, there is an epic battle. The art by Walt is great with a crazy ass cover that is epically awesome and more of the story is becoming clearer after some confusion. This is becoming a little more of an enjoyable read after the confusion of the first issue.....while waiting a long time to read it!

V/H/S/2 (2013)

Here we have the second installment of this horror anthology series. When it was announced, I didn't know what to expect. I mean, the poster was way better then the first movie that was average. After seeing some early reviews of the film, I decided to give it a shot. I mean, the names of the films that they directors are known for are enough to drive most genre junkies to the film. However, I still needed to see it for myself if this second installment was indeed better. This movie is a HUGE step up from the first one! The acting is better, the directors are better, the writing and segments are better. It was like they took the parts that worked in the original one and improved on the stuff that didn't. Everything ties in so much better this time around. Even the found footage doesn't bug me as much! Hell, we even have a doggy cam! Just remember, if you're home alone in a house, and there's a room full of TVs, don't push play...you may not like what you see or what happens next!

Saprophyte - The Aberrant Paradox

Whether people know it or not, Metal has had a long tradition with Horror whether it be songs based on movies, characters or real life things that scare you....some Justin Bebier and Drake fans are just afraid of loud guitars, fast drumming and/or vocals! With that said, we have the latest offering by Saprophyte with The Aberrant Paradox. Now, if you're like me and loved their last release, you may be wondering if this will be as good or hold up. Not to worry! This album is just as, if not more brutal then the last. The musicianship is top notch while these songs will have you headbanging and moshing in no time! I mean, they keep growing with each release that they seem to top the one before. Standouts thus far include "Hack", "Corkscrew", "Nightmares", "Alien", "Days" and "Lonely Spot on a Hill". Get ready for a brutal assault with some of the best underground music Canada has to offer....for you Americans, accept this as an apology for the lame crap I mentioned before at the beginning....we do have better music up here in the great white north!

Atom Age Vampire - Presents Creepshow

Open the crate, um, I mean album...no worries, there's no beast inside. Instead, you'll find horror rock goodness from the fun loving, catchy Atom Age Vampire with their newest EP! Based off the anthology film by George A. Romero and Stephen King of the same name that we love so much, each segment is relived in a song that will have you grinning from ear to ear! The standouts include "Father's Day", "The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill", "Something to Tide You Over", my favorite "The Crate" and the song that recalls one of the most hilarious segments "They're Creeping up on You" (you'll see when you hear the sound clip at the end). This concept EP is a fun listen for any horror rock fan...especially if they love the film! Even the cover gets in on the fun that is this album and the CD is wrapped in old fashion comic ads to add to the ombiance of the Creepshow film. Oh! After 13 minutes and 13 seconds of silence....there's a little treat for ya...enjoy! That's what you get with these vampires, tons of treats.